Who's Watching the Watchmen in March?

I can't help it; I'm excited about the Watchmen movie. If I weren't going as a bride, I think Rorschach would have made an incredibly good Halloween costume this year.

But they (the movie jerks) just keep trying to crush my interest.

Like the magazine you see in the picture at left, which I took last weekend.

"WATCHMEN! THE NEW ENDING NO ONE EXPECTS!"

Excuse me? What the freakin' hell are you trying to do here? What on earth makes you think I want a new ending? I'm already wondering how much they are going to have to cut out just to make this cinematic enough for the big screen.

No new endings. Curse you, Hollywood.