Neighbourhood children becoming annoying? Walking through your garden? Breaking your windows? Smashing your pumpkins? Harassing your cat?
Why not show you bear them no ill will and invite them over for an extra-special treat? A can of gummy worms and slime . . . in a real can! But watch out for those sharp edges.
Uh-oh. You cut yourself ? Gee, that's too bad.
Sure you can replace the cans with Mason jars or plastic cups. But where's the fun in that?
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