I loathe the first of April...

You could say I don't have much of a sense of humor about these things... I'm a shy and nervous personality who was often the victim of other kids' cruelty, and I just don't think being made a fool of is 'all-in-good-fun.'

Sorry to spoil the mood.

On the First of April each year, I become paranoid and suspicious. Of everything. Even the front page of ThinkGeek... I mean, this is so awesome that it just has to be for realsies, but who knows?

They are also taunting me with an assassin's ice dagger mold. Saying there is only 1 left in stock. Sure, ThinkGeek is badass enough that these things could really be available for purchase... but then again, they might delight in getting the geeky retribution for being on the receiving end of foolery for so long.

It could be so tempting.

:)

Happy Fooling Day, folks. You won't be getting an purposeful jokes from me.