READY FOR HALLOWEEN DAY 29: Partaaaaaay (City)

We (my husband and I) spent the day piddling about, getting excited about Halloween. And if you thought you were just going to waltz into a Party City and get a last-minute costume, may I just caution you against it. That place is crazier than usual, even today at 11am!

But if you absolutely must, there is the scariest mask ever available for under $10:

I'm still a complete automatonophobe. A human-sized ventriloquist dummy makes me want to cry from fear!

Just promise me you want go as Wizard Wanda. I'll have to get all 'sexifying something that isn't sexy is not okay for Halloween' on you. I've got a speech prepared, it's well-practiced, and you don't want to hear it.

Unless you want to go in a skin-tight skeleton getup. I'm okay with that -- skeletons are sexy. The fashion industry features them all the time in ads.

It's HALLOWEEKEND! I hope you're ready!

What are you Halloween plans?