Zombie E-Cards: you will need this link for the impending Zombie Apocalypse.
It's coming, sooner than you think. I'm pretty sure I've seen a few in the early morning hours in the office hallways, though they seem more interested in coffee than brains during that time slot.
This week has been ripe for a world-ending, safety-shattering zombie plague, at least in the metaphorical sense. I had a huge project launch without much incident at work, only to have all the problems drudge slowly to the surface, gurgling for attention but walking too slow to be of much pressing concern. Every time one comes up, I bash it on the head, but half of them just won't LAY DOWN. Soon there will be thousands of sluggish little zombie problems and I'll find myself surrounded... my brains so much zombie-chow.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality. This has just been a test of the emergency zombie system.
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