*sharp inhale of breath* MOUSTACHES!!!

There was a time when I referred to Martha Stewart only as "The Devil."

I mean really, what woman can live up to her ridiculous standards? And who would want to, for gosh sakes?

But now I think of her only as "that clever devil." Her website *dramatic pause* has provided me *another pause * with MOUSTACHIOS!!!

(you can't see it, but I'm doing a jolly little jig)

Moustaches on sticks. I think I need to provide some of these along with extra masks at the wedding, don't you?