Halloween is not only about dares and scares. It is about fun too! Enjoy and have fun with friends and dear ones with these humorous Halloween quotes!
Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
Lindsay Lohan
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Richard Harris Barharn
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien
When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.
R.L. Stine
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Henry David Thoreau
Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.
Christina Applegate
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