My husband is my polar opposite in this respect. He loves orange pop. It's his beverage of choice, and he seems so disappointed when it isn't on a menu. I can usually ignore this character defect. But when I noticed him carrying a bottle of Orange Crush recently, I saw something I couldn't ignore.
It appears Orange Crush has been transformed, at least temporarily, into Orange-O-Lantern Crush.
Never in my life had I wanted so badly to like, actually like, orange pop. But it seemed impossible. So I hurried to the nearest store. If the orange flavour had been transformed, maybe Crush had similarly altered its Grape, Lime, and Cream Soda flavours . . .
And indeed it had! Lime, Grape and Cream Soda had become "Slime", "Gruesome Grape", and . . . . "Blood Cherry"? Apparently there was no way to make Cream Soda sound spooky. So of course, I scooped up one of each. Relieved that I didn't have to subject myself to the horrors of Orange Crush.
Gruesome Grape is my personal favourite.
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